Gas the squids, I say. Gas the fucking squids. I get that nature’s ecosystem is a delicate balance and all living things have a right to blah blah gas that fucking thing. With gas.
I want an ocean that is devoid of everything except water. These poor dudes shouldn’t have to boat around the world knowing that thing is there.
THEY ARE 40 FEET LONG.
That’s the biggest, ugliest fucking thing I’ve ever seen. I don’t want it on the planet.
Gas it. To death.
[Via Daily Mail]