Nice Canadian Cops Return Stolen Woman’s Car, Leave Guns And Drugs In It For Her

Talk about seriously benefiting from a minor inconvenience. Courtney Pickering, of Calgary, had her car stolen. Which sucks. But police recovered it and returned it to her. In it, which wasn’t previously there, were cocaine, a crack pipe, a knife, a lead pipe, and a hand gun.

Like, awesome, free drugs and guns courtesy of the Calgary PD. It seems like they’re a pretty chill bunch, according to The Star:

Pickering approached [an impound] lot worker and asked what she should do with the bag of drugs. She followed the worker’s advice and simply threw the bag to the ground.

Her fucking loss. She coulda done those drugs. It goes on.

When she returned to her car, Pickering says she discovered a crack pipe on the rear seat, four pieces of identification in the glovebox, a knife in the front passenger door and a lead pipe near the floor mat.

Pickering called police and an officer removed the evidence from the car. The vehicle was towed to a repair shop where Pickering searched her car again and noticed the butt of a gun under the seat.

Pickering, because she’s not a chill bro, was not pleased.

“At this point, I can’t tell if it’s real or fake, but all I know is my hands have been on too many illegal things in the past 24 hours and I didn’t want any more.”

She says she filed her complaint in the hopes it will help prevent similar situations from occurring in the future.

Talk about looking a gift horse in the mouth.