Straight Dudes Open Up About The Gayest Thing They’ve Ever Done With Another Guy
I’m sure you bros have heard the phrase “sexuality is a spectrum.” This is sometimes difficult for people to understand who have been batting from one side of the plate their entire lives, but the “spectrum” notion is given legitimacy by more Americans identifying as bisexual than every before.
According to a Center for Disease Control survey, 1.9 percent of men said they were homosexual, while 6.2 percent of men said they had engaged in either oral or anal sex with another man. That leaves over 4% of the 9,000 men surveyed who identified as heterosexual but have engaged in homosexual acts. Bottom line is that the line between gay and straight isn’t always black and white, straight dudes are going to gay sometimes.
My friend admitted to me a couple weeks ago that he’s been getting into tranny on girl porn, citing “It’s just like heterosexual porn with another set of boobs.” I was a bit taken aback at first, but then began thinking about my preference: heterosexual man on heterosexual girl. Technically, my friend’s preference is more feminine than mine, but my immediate conclusion was that he was the gay one. But 50% of my porno cast is a dude, whereas like 25% of his is. So I think I’m gay? I dunno. Blurred lines.
Regardless, straight dudes took to Reddit as a safe haven to discuss the gayest moments of their lives after redditor SecretlyTheFlash posed the question: “Straight men, what’s the gayest thing you’ve ever done with another guy?” The answers were glory-hole. I mean *glorious.
One time in high school me and a buddy were swimming in my pool and for reasons unknown my buddy floated on his back, stuck only his dick out of the water and made the jaws duh-nuh noise repeatedly. So I did the same for a good ten minutes. My mother looked out the window to check on us and saw us both dicks in the air. That was a weird conversation with her later that day.
I made a really big sale at my job and the entire company was really excited about it. A new hire was a guy that was 10-15 years older than me and he asked if I wanted to grab a steak to celebrate. He was a cool guy so I said sure. We had fun at dinner and he insisted on picking up the whole tab. He was talking about how he just moved to town for the job and didn’t know anyone else so I thought I’d be nice and ask if he wanted to see movie or something so we did and I bought the tickets and sodas. After the movie we went our separate ways and the following Monday one of my buddies came into my office and shut the door and started laughing at me. Apparently the new guy was gay and I didn’t pick up on the fact that he thought we were on a date. This was almost 20 years ago in the Midwest. People were still pissed at Ellen for kissing a woman on TV. I felt bad about it for leading that guy on but it didn’t affect our work relationship. We kept hanging out after and it was never awkward. He did bring it up when he moved to a different city and thought it was funny how oblivious I was to the whole thing. He said it was refreshing. As far as I know that was the only gay date I have been on.
Jerked off with a friend.
It was in high school. I was spending the night at my friend’s house. It was a sweltering summer night, so my friend and I were in just our boxers, hanging out in his back house.
Porn somehow comes on TV (I can’t remember if he put it in a DVD or what). We’re just talking about the girls and next thing I know my friend is obviously hard and rubbing himself. I start to do it too. In a matter of minutes we’re both jerking off on the couch next to each other. He cums really fast and I immediately feel awkward. I finally end up cumming…into a sock. It was weird because we just acted like nothing happened. He turned off the porn and we started playing Mario Kart.
Never talked about it again and we were friends for years.
Kissed another guy. It was the two of us and two girls. Deal was if we kissed for fifteen seconds, the two of them would let us suck their boobs for ten seconds each. Good bargain IMO.
They were both attractive while my friend and I were not.
A while back I was in Iraq, and as deployments go, it wasn’t too bad. It’s just I was 19 and horny as shit. After a few months it was getting to the point where I couldn’t contain it anymore. I went into one of the nasty ass latrines to rub one off. If you’ve never been in a portajohn in Iraq in 120+degree weather trying to masturbate, you’re really not missing much. But so I’m choking my chicken and there’s a knock on the door saying hurry up. I yell back that I’m beating my meat like it owes me money and to leave me alone. I think that’s it until a few seconds later I hear…
“Hey guys, Docs Spanking his monkey in this shitter!”
About fifteen guys come over and start making sex noises, like the ones your friends make when your on the phone with your mom. It had been a while, so the sounds made me cum pretty quick. I came to fake sex noises made by about 15 adult males.
I made out with my friend in a bar. He was belligerent drunk and talking to some girl and her boyfriend came up with much offense taken. Thinking quick, he said “no it’s cool I’m gay” and grabbed me as I was walking by and stuck his tongue in my mouth.
Terrible god damn kisser but I haven’t paid for a beer around him in years.
I kissed my best friend on the lips while drunk and told him I loved him. He suddenly passed away 2 years ago. I don’t regret doing it one bit.