Woman Tried Masturbating At Work For An Entire Week And Here’s What Happened

by 10 months ago

Late last week I found myself reporting on a new study that claims ‘masturbation breaks’ at work could be vital to improving workplace performance. You can read my article on that here, though I’ll just explain all the findings below anyways. Basically, experts claim that masturbation breaks at work could be huge stress relievers and in turn, they’d improve overall performance.

To test this theory a woman from the Metro UK spent 5 days masturbating at work, flicking her button every afternoon during her lunch break. She actually enlisted a male co-worker to join her in this experiment and rub one out everyday but I’m not so sure you bros care about his experience as much as you do hers.

You can read her flick-by-flick account of masturbating at lunch every day HERE on Metro, but I’ve pulled the days 4 and 5 excerpts for you:

Day four:
On day four, success.
I head back down to the fancy toilets as before, but this time I give myself a full, luxurious half an hour. I set an alarm, put in headphones to block out the sounds of people opening doors and tutting at how long I’m taking (there are two other cubicles, I’m not being completely horrible), and get down to it.
And it actually works. I successfully get off in the middle of the day. It’s great.
But afterwards, things begin to fall apart.
My post-orgasm state isn’t energised, focused, and ready to work. It’s sleepy and tactile. I want to lounge in blankets and have my hair stroked. I want to walk around in an oversized shirt while eating strawberries.
I definitely do not want to return to my desk and bash out internet content.
I wish this office had dual nap/wank rooms filled with pillows, snacks, and vibrators.

Day 5:
I’m fed up, tired, and I just want to use my lunch break as intended: for eating, texting, and reading a bit of my book if I fancy treating myself.
I’m a wreck. Masturbation feels like an obligation. Every touch feels like a chore.
This is not what any clitoris deserves.
I manage to get through a good twenty minutes, and, surprisingly enough, halfway through it does feel pretty great. Once I get rid of the pressure to get off or get it over with quickly, it’s actually quite enjoyably to just do something that feels nice.
This time I return to work feeling a little cheerier. I’m definitely not more focused though, as I keep feeling tempted to go back to the loos and finish things off.
I’m happy this week is over. I’m not cut out for the high-pressure world of the work wank.

Interested in reading about Days 1-3? CLICK HERE to head on over to Metro UK to read this riveting rub-by-flick account of some British chick masturbating in the bathroom at work.


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