Student Has The Most Earth-Shatteringly Savage Putdown When His Teacher Told Him She Wanted To Have Sex With Him

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21-year-old Stephanie Figueroa, a karate teacher from Orlando, was discovered to have been sending an unnamed karate student sexually explicit texts, some of which investigators believe to be “15 nude or racy photos.”

According to NY Daily News, Figueroa began “making advances” on the unnamed student beginning in February, repeatedly telling him that “she liked him.” However when the boy’s mother found the messages on his Kik social messaging app on his phone, she immediately contacted the police:

“I want to have sex with you,” she told him in one message inviting him to her 21st birthday party, investigators said.

“OK IDC,” the boy replied, using a shorthand for “I don’t care.”

DAMMMMMNNNNNN!!!

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If I offered up poon to some dude fo’ free and his response was “OK IDC” I can’t guarantee that I wouldn’t spend the next six months crying myself to sleep and seeing an intensive therapist daily. You know what that kind of shit does to your self esteem? It’s the equivalent of a girl taking your pants off and then laughing at the size of your dick. Yeah, not so fun, right?

All jokes aside (not that I’m joking about any of that, but still), the kid was abused by his teacher, and the possibility that unidentified others at the same karate school where Figueroa taught were also abused remains. Even though his putdown is genuinely funny, he shouldn’t be getting patted on the back for having an adult try to abuse him just because she’s a woman. Imagine the same thing happening to your younger sister with a male teacher — yeah, not nearly as funny now, huh?

Figueroa is currently being held without bond in Orange County jail. She faces charges of attempted lewd or lascivious conduct, solicitation and contributing to the delinquency of a minor, showing a minor obscene material and child abuse.

Luckily for the student, Figueroa was nowhere near as bad as this teacher who had sex with six of her students for over a year:

[H/T NY Daily News]


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