I know I’m preaching to the choir when I say that determining the acceptable duration of a sexual experience is just another hurdle men face while fucking. Others include, but are not limited to, ‘is she turned off by my bed of unkept pubic hair?’ ‘this condom is suffocating my dick, I feel nothing,’ ‘Am I sweating enough for it to be passionate but not enough for her to suggest I drink a Gatorade?’ ‘My arms are tired in missionary, think she’ll care if I lay on her like a pancake and seizure thrust into her?’ and ‘What’s her name again?’ It’s tough to fuck when your minds getting fucked.
Not to mention, I think I can speak for all of us when I say we can jizz at the drop of a hat. It’s an evolutionary skill that sometimes comes back to bite us in the ass. Four hours of spitting game and buying drinks can very well amount to 230 seconds of slapping skins, depending on the day, or the dew point. I don’t know the science behind it, and if you do, DM me.
What we do know now is how long the average bro lasts in the sack, thanks to a group of researchers who recruited about 500 random heterosexual couples from The Netherlands, Spain, Turkey, the UK, and the US and asked them to track their sexual encounters with a timer and a diary over four weeks, according to Randal Olson.
Check out the results below.
Six minutes, or roughly the duration of two Clay Aiken songs I fuck to.
Another look at the unfortunate statistics.
“The biggest room in the world is the room for improvement.”
[h/t Randal Olson]