The Tale Of The Basic White Girl Who Literally Couldn’t Even

Attention basic white girls: Saying you “literally can’t even” is a little bit like being the boy who cried wolf. When you say you “literally can’t even” with alarming frequency, no one is going to take you seriously when you literally can’t even. Like saying “Candyman” in the bathroom mirror too many times, here’s a cautionary Halloween tale of one girl who said “literally can’t even” and no one took her seriously.

Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's publisher, writing on this site since 2009. He writes about sports, music, men's fashion, outdoor gear, traveling, skiing, and epic adventures. Based in Los Angeles, he also enjoys interviewing athletes and entertainers. Proud Penn State alum, former New Yorker. Email: brandon@brobible.com