Calm Down, You Won’t See the Tanning Bed Mom in Playboy
But Playboy sources tell TMZ, that will never happen in a million kajillion bazillion years. One source says, “It wouldn’t even be considered” — Hef wouldn’t let TM pose in the magazine or ANY Playboy outlet. Simply put — Tanning Mom just isn't Playboy material.
Thank God. Maybe Krentcil can try the baseball glove section of the Eastbay catalog. That’d be a much better fit.