All Of These Chicks Shared The Things They Think Every Man Should Know Before Having Sex

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There’s no great ‘How To Guide’ for having sex. Porn isn’t an accurate description of casual sex, though it can be if you find the right person. For the most part, the first time a dude has sex he’s only got the things he’s seen online, and in movies/TV to go off of, and this can lead to some serious butt fumbling at the goal line. Below, a bunch of women shared the things they wish men knew before getting laid for the first time but I think we can all agree these little pearl necklaces of wisdom are useful at any time throughout a bro’s life (via AskReddit):


beautecream:
Harder doesn’t mean faster


RedEyedChile:
She might have to guide you in. Sometimes for a new pilot it like you’re flying blind.


timzila:
If she is enjoying what you are doing….keep doing it. If you don’t know if she is enjoying it….ask.
Keep that in mind the rest of your life.


joone_bug:
Do not treat her clit like a scratch and win card.


fredster1137:
It’s lower than you think.


savagepika:
Sometimes there’s funny noises. You don’t hear them in porn but they appear in real life.
Your first time is probably going to be quick. Don’t beat yourself up over it.


O-O-_-_-_-:
Its warm in there. Warmer than you think it will be.


secret_ninja2:
A condom is much cheaper than 18 years of child support


Kawaii_Fart_Tits:
It’s not porn. Don’t freak out if she doesn’t wail like a dying baboon the moment you even touch her. Unless she asks, don’t try to pound her into oblivion for 3 hours with a change in sex positions every 2 minutes, smack or spit on her vag, or get angry if/when she can’t orgasm.


Toogoode1019:
Always pee afterwards! Gotta clean the pipes to avoid that UTI. It’s like razorblades..


YourMomSaidHi:
Harder means “pound that cervix” faster means “start a fire in that cooch”


OneNineRed:
The average penis is 5.5 inches. You are big enough. She’s going to feel it, and it’s going to feel good.
80% of you being “the best she’s ever had” has nothing to do with penis size or technique, its all in her head and has to do with how amped she is to be having sex with you and how sexy she feels. so be sure to tell her how sexy she is, go down on her first, when you’re down there, offhandedly comment that she smells/tastes good. Make sure she knows how sexy you think she is.
When you are going down on her and during sex LISTEN TO HER. Do more of what makes her moan and makes her say shit like “Keep doing that”. When she says “Keep doing that,” keep doing EXACTLY THAT. Don’t “do it” harder or faster or anything different.
When you’re done, don’t forget the high-five.


necluse:
If you’re a guy, prioritize foreplay. Makes her feel more comfortable and prolongs the experience
If you’re a gal, don’t lie about orgasms. And show us what you like


pandaSmore:
Trim your damn fingernails.


Er_Hast_Mich:
Wear. A. Condom.
The second thing I would like to impress upon you is this:
WEAR. A. CONDOM.


dose_response:
How about a nice kiss?
You don’t have to go stampeding towards the clitoris.


XGingerMonsterX:
If she says don’t stop then you’re doing something right. DO NOT SPEED UP OR CHANGE RHYTHM. Maintain the same speed and motion you were before


This is some rock-paper-scissors logic right here:

nicorivas:
Rhythm beats speed, intensity defeats power


preposte:
Don’t try to imitate porn. That stuff is for show and uncomfortable as hell.


PegasusCoffee:
If you’re bad at dirty talk, there’s no shame in responding with an enthusiastic “uh-huh”.
This, brought to you by the guy who responded to “Do you like that pussy?” with “Well, I certainly don’t hate it.” Don’t do that.


Last, but not least…

MrBleedingObvious:
Always blow a raspberry on her Belly afterwards. Chicks love that.


Bros! These tidbits of advice keep coming over on AskReddit, and you can read through that thread in full here.

For what it’s worth, I think 99.99% of the advice above is worth remembering. Sex can be awkward as hell early on, which is why I guess I’m a little bit thankful for losing my V-Cardto a girl I was dating at the time instead of some random chick because it allowed both of us to progress past the ‘well, that was weird’ stage and straight onto acrobatic porn-esque maneuvers within the first week. The learning curve is different for everyone, just follow the advice above and you’ll turn out okay.


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