Tila Tequila is either trolling the fucking world or she’s lost her mind. Let’s examine.
These Eagles are constantly following me around wtf!!!!!
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 7, 2016
I DIDNT ASK 4 YOU 2 SEND ME A GOD DAMN CGI FAKE PICTURE! I WANT YOU 2 TAKE A PICTURE OF THE FLAT HORIZON W/UR PHONE! https://t.co/JD1Rr776xS
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 7, 2016
I AM WAITING! YEAH THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT! YOU CAN'T FIND THE GOD DAMN CURVATURE OF THE HORIZON, CAN YOU? COME ON PROOVE ME WRONG! #FLATEARTH
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 7, 2016
I WILL STOP MY #FLATEARTH TALK IF SOMEONE CAN SEND ME A GOD DAMN PHOTO OF THE HORIZON WITH A CURVATURE! OTHERWISE IT IS FLAT!
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 7, 2016
If earth was a spinning globe then how come the North pole is ALWAYS seen in the same spot???? #FLATEARTH
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 7, 2016
If earth was a spinning globe & the sun is supposedly 150 million light years away then how come the sunrays beam straight down? #FlatEarth
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 7, 2016
33 and 23 is constantly following me around. There is no denying that Im directly from the divine since these are divine numbers. #GodMatrix
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 7, 2016
I think I accidentally started WW4 on my page. But one day you'll all realize I was right about the #FlatEarth just like our ancestors knew.
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 7, 2016
I hate walking around with big tits. That only belongs in Hollywood. It's very awkward in the country. Lol
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 7, 2016
Fuck! The government is blasting me with frequencies again. My right arm just melted. Bye.
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 7, 2016
The Chinese bought up a bunch of land in America because when their currency crashes they are coming here.
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 7, 2016
I'd rather talk to a bag of rocks.
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 7, 2016
If the earth was a spinning globe then how come airplanes can still land w/out crashing? Because the face of the earth is flat. Not a globe.
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 7, 2016
Why are all the buildings in NYC standing straight up? If earth was round then some of the buildings would have a slight tilt. #FlatEarth
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 7, 2016
It's 2016 & nobodys been able 2 prove 2 me that the earth is round. Where is the curvature in the horizon? #FlatEarth prove me wrong dammit!
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 7, 2016
I can always hear the frequency waves beaming at my head.
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 7, 2016
Time no longer exists in this realm. Another reason why I don't sleep. I just float around.
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 7, 2016
If I cannot get wierd on Twitter of all places then where the fuck can I get wierd at?
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 7, 2016
It’s either a cry for help or Jose Canseco hacked her account.
[via Esquire]