Yeah sure, most of these lines are horrendously disgusting and foul, but don’t lie to me here – we both know you’d swipe right if you knew this was what you had waiting in store for you. Sure he’s a dude, but so what? An amusing Tinder conversation with a dude about pubic hair and assholes > a boring one with some chick who probably won’t even fuck you anyway. And hey, maybe you’ll learn a thing or two from him and your swipe to fuck ratio will go up. You never know!
[H/T Imgur]