This Tinder Girl’s ‘Life Goals’ Check List On Her Profile Makes Me Think She Might Be Nucking Futs In Bed

Whaddup guys, this girl’s only 2 items away from fulfilling her Tinder “life goals” check list which means YOU could be the one to help her finish up the whole thing. All ya gotta do is have an “interracial spit roast” and teach her how to squirt. Good luck! But taking into account none of you probably know how to squirt and I have no friggin’ idea what an “interracial spit roast” even is, you might have to hit up Google for some help with this one.

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