Some Tinder Profiles Are Hard To Swallow, But This Hot Chick Comes Correct

There are three types of girls on Tinder. The girl who is on Tinder, but says she’s not on Tinder to fuck guys. The girl who uses Tinder in hopes of finding a cool guy for hookups that might lead to something more. And the girl who uses Tinder solely to get some dick. I would surmise that the young lady in this Tinder profile is probably in last category.

She makes it clear as vodka that her father ditched her. That may indicate that she has daddy issues. And in my personal experiences, a girl with an absent father is far more likely to sleep with me, which isn’t saying much for their sound decision-making skills.

The tattoo of the garter belt with a gun in it probably also means that she is willing to partake in risky behaviors.

Plus she boasts that she can deep throat a dong.

*swipes right so fast that it’s like a reflex*

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