There’s No Shot In Hell This Kid Got Laid From These Tinder Messages But His Trolling Is A+ So I’d Let Him Hit It

The last Tinder troll we covered was a Bro named Jake who absolutely killed the game by sacrificing any chance of getting laid for the sake of just straight fucking with people. It was beautiful. I thought I had finally found my one true love…and then I stumbled onto this Bro named Ryne. No idea what he looks like, but assuming he’s at least a 7.5/10 I’m down. Hit me up baby, I’m not single so I’m not ready to mingle but we can trade snarky messages back and forth when we’re bored if that’s something you’re into (you’re obviously into that. Throw me a bone plzzzz the thirst is real):

[H/T Reddit]