If You’re Dumb Enough To Give Out Your Number After This Tinder Pickup Line You Should Just Quit Life

By 09.11.15
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Guys: this is the perfect pickup line to use on Tinder! Not only will you potentially nab a phone number in less than 3 messages, but it’ll tell you instantly whether or not the girl you’re talking to has the IQ of porridge. Whether or not you choose to risk procreating with such a moron after that is up to you, but if it were me I’d pass — there’s no telling what could pop out of that vagina come D-Day.

Girls: IF THE GUY HAS ALREADY MESSAGED YOU ON TINDER THEN OBVIOUSLY THE TINDER MESSAGING APP WORKS.

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Blegh, let’s wash that out of our mouths with something nicer:

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Obviously a bot…but that doesn’t mean you didn’t enjoy staring at her tits any less.

[H/T Reddit]


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