This Tinder Review Is Actually A Story About A Man Ruining His Ex-Wife’s Marriage And Stealing Her Away In His Truck

Tinder is the only app on the market that not only provides hours of entertainment to horny singles in your area (wink wink wink), but also gives endless joy to people like me who are stuck in relationships and feel the need to live vicariously through those who use Tinder to get laid. But every now and then we get something different. A story, a poem, a certain type of something that makes us sit back and think to ourselves “Wow, I’m actually really happy that I’m in a relationship and don’t have an ex-wife that I more-or-less kidnapped using my semi truck.”

This is one such story.

[H/T Reddit]