Relationships are kind of stupid when you think about it. There are over 7 billion people in the world and yet we sit there and think, “Yep, this is the one person I am going to settle down with for awhile, if not forever.” We work and work at them to make them better, meanwhile several billion other people are out there for our choosing.
Really, when you think about it, relationships are really nothing more than just one long giant negotiation after another.
I think our man John Elerick sums it all up best right at the beginning of his speech…
“Am I single? No. I’m in a committed relationship.”
“Do I wish I were single? Every day of my life, every single day.”
But don’t stop there, keep watching because there many more hilarious hot takes yet to come…