Hardest Hustling Lady In Chicago Is Selling This Perfectly Good, Slightly Used Condom For Just 50 Cents

“Ain’t nothing wrong with it,” this lady says, just that the guy who tried to use it was too small.

But why toss out a perfectly good, red (what the fuck?) condom, only tried on once, when you could slang it for 50 cents?

That’s a steal. Johnnies are expensive. This lady seems trustworthy enough. I’m sure that condom is great, and I bet her hands are sterile, too.

Let’s go not make some babies with that thing.

[Via Drunken Stepfather]