Back in January, we told you the enchanting story of Kim Anami, a holistic sex, relationship expert and vaginal weightlifter. Well we have an update and it may blow your mind.
Anami claims that lifting items with her poontang has greatly improved her sex life and that if fellow vagina weightlifters do the same they will receive an “emotional, mental, physical and spiritual reboot.”
“My sex life has improved radically and when I started weight lifting with my vagina my partner noticed the difference immediately,” states Anami.
The 44-year-old mother-of-one calls her technique Vaginal Kung Fu because it is “the study and mastery of something.”
“I can have multiple orgasms, I’d say ten or fifteen orgasms in a row,” Kim reveals. Wowzers.
“I can have an energy orgasm, which means an orgasm with takes place without touch, meaning I can have sex with my partner when he’s on the other side of the room or even on the other side of the planet,” Anami says. “So even hearing his voice or just thinking about him, I can have an orgasm.”
How does she lift things you ask? She puts a jade egg into her cocksocket and attaches a bag. Right now she can only cameltoe clutch items that weigh around 10-pounds. She lifts sea shells, bananas, donuts, trophies and even surfboards with her mighty muffin.
She has studied Tantric sex, Taoist philosophy, meditation and herbal medicine in a fervent quest for carnal knowledge.
Kim’s weightlifting wizard’s sleeve is pretty impressive, but I’m not so sure that it would apply for men. I don’t care how toe-curling, jizz-erupting the orgasm would be for a man, I would never lasso a rope around my testicles and walk around with a candle holder dangling between my legs.
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