Were you? Were you sitting there wondering how one of the world’s biggest playboys, Dan Bilzerian, spends his Valentine’s Day? I bet you weren’t — God, I hope you weren’t — but I’m going to tell you anyway because it’s a slow news day dammit.
Valentine's Day, the day you find out most of the girls u been fucking actually had boyfriends
— Dan Bilzerian (@DanBilzerian) February 14, 2017
What really burns my ass about this Tweet isn’t that it is a cheap way to remind his audience that DAN BILZERIAN FUCKS and he usually fucks chicks with boyfriends who are probably weaker men than him, but that he had enough characters left to spell out “you” and he opted to go with “u” instead. Unforgivable.