This Chart Proves That Valentine’s Day Makes People Search For Some Pretty Weird Porn

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Valentine’s Day gets many people in the mood for love. It also gets many single people in the mood for self love. In fact, so many people spend the night loving themselves they really should change the date to Fapruary 14th.

Pornhub, the keeper of all things internet porn, compiled some amazing information about the fapping habits of people on St. Valentine’s Day. They created a few handy charts (hehehe “handy” charts) to display the most popular porn search terms on Valentine’s Day, which state faps the hardest and the search terms that get the biggest bump on February 14th.

First, here’s the most popular search terms and categories.

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That all checks out. I’d imagine those are always the top ten in both areas, except without the Valentine’s Day search. Now comes the more interesting charts. Here’s a list of the states that fap the most, and least, on the romantic holiday.

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Yeah Kansas! Get your fap on. Hawaii must be getting laid and I don’t mean with flower necklaces because they’ve got way better things to do than beat their meat on Valentine’s Day. Nevada, well of course, I mean I don’t expect Sin City to ever lead the league in any masturbation category when prostitution is pretty much cool with everyone.

And now, the reason you clicked this link, the top gaining terms on Valentine’s Day.

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Weird, bros. Just weird. Make her scream? Alright, I’ll accept that. Body paint? Strip poker? Cupid? Wedding?!?! I’m so curious and confused about those search terms I want to look them up right now but I’m at work.

Eh, never stopped me before.

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