Video Emerges Of A Goddamn Yeti. A GODDAMN YETI!

Let the establishment tell you that UFOs don’t exist. Let the establishment tell you that there’s no dead alien at Area 51 in Roswell, New Mexico. Let the establishment tell you that there’s no Lock Ness Monster. But there’s absolutely no denying that there is a beastly Yeti roaming around the Pyrenees Mountains. Dust off your peepers and witness the majestic Yeti in this video.

As you can see, it’s definitely an ape-like Yeti and totally not some dude in a Yeti suit having his friend record him from a safe distance with an extremely shaky hand that totally doesn’t give you a clear video of said Yeti.

The footage of the abominable snowman was captured by skiers at a Spanish ski resort on snow-covered slopes of the Pyrenees mountains and quickly caused panic among tourists.

You may argue, “Hey fuckstick, Yetis are from the Himalayan region of Nepal, Bhutan and Tibet because that’s what I read on Wikipedia, and the Himalayan Mountains are over 4,500 miles away from the Pyrenees Mountains.”

To that I would say, there’s brown bears in Alaska and there are brown bears in the Pyrenees Mountains, which is over 4,800 miles away and separated by oceans. Plus, I don’t know if you’re aware, but life will not be contained. Life breaks free, it expands to new territories and crashes through barriers, painfully, maybe even dangerously.

This video is so much more authentic than the fake footage of a Bigfoot taken by those hacks Roger Patterson and Robert “Bob” Gimlin in 1967.

Better bring a goddamn tranq gun if you plan on skiing in Spain anytime soon.