Terrifying Surveillance Video Shows Crocodile Attack Couple In Lodge Pool, Dude Bails, Woman Gets Bit

Divorce is almost certainly on the horizon for a couple whose love for each other was tested by a hungry 6 foot reptile.

A crocodile jumped into a lodge’s pool as a man and woman were enjoying a late night swim in Kariba, Zimbabwe.

The horrifying CCTV footage shows the croc aggressively dive into the pool and the man quickly dart out, with no regard for his lover, who had to fend off the beast by her lonesome.

The women manages to escape the pool, but not after suffering several bites to the lower leg, according to Daily Mail.

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Where do you go from here? How do you lay next to the man you married now that you have video confirmation he’s a huge sissy? Nevermind sex, how do you carry lay in the same bed. That dude was halfway to Kenya as the crocodile took aim on his soul mate. I understand that no one knows how they’re going to act in a situation like that and I’d definitely do the same thing, but since my lover and I haven’t been attacked by a crocodile, put me on the record as saying this dude eats pizza with a fork and knife.

[h/t Daily Mail]

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