Before I say anything you need to sit back and watch the above video. No seriously, it’s important. Watch it.
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WHAT. The FUCK.
The woman’s named is reportedly Brandy Wooten and as per her description of herself from the video, she’s a “blogger.” As in she apparently has a Facebook page but it’s so irrelevant I can’t even find it. She does have her own YouTube account, but her video views are pathetic:
But Brandy’s pathetic attempts at “blogging” aren’t what’s important here, because what I’m really stuck on is WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SO PISSED ABOUT SOME FUCKING COOKIES? Lady you’re at MCDONALD’S — if you wanted quality you obviously came to the wrong place. If you wanted something “fresh” you also came to the wrong place so when you’re screaming about “fresh cookies” you’re basically telling me you’re either too stupid to realize that you’re at a MCDONALD’S or too fucking cheap to shell out for some legit baked goods, in which case you get what you pay for. And I don’t CARE if you called ahead to see if the cookies were fresh, number one WHO DOES THAT and number two they’re not gonna be “fresh” if they let the cookies sit in their container and wait for your bitch-ass to drive all the way down there. Don’t know how far away you live but you’d think that you’d be willing to wait 2 minutes so that you get served hot cookies rather than that janky cold shit that’s been sitting out all day.
And that poor manager was so patient with you. So patient. And you’re just sitting in your car screaming like an entitled bitch. If this McDonald’s has given you problems before why don’t you go to a different one? They’re literally EVERYWHERE. Or god forbid you go somewhere ELSE to buy cookies. Ffs.
Unsurprisingly, when Brandy put her tirade up on YouTube people started calling it how they saw it: that Brandy was being a royal turd.
With any luck Brandy gets what’s coming to her in the near future.