Guy Tries Virtual Reality Porn For The First Time At CES, Seems Very Uncomfortable

by 2 years ago

File this under: The assignment from HELL.

I don’t know if this Mashable correspondent is straight, or gay, or asexual, or into some other gonzo fourth option — like, fucking hollowed-out stuffed animals — but I can’t imagine having to watch virtual reality porn under these circumstances. Seems like a lose-lose no matter how you look at it.

The problem is: How do you react? You are watching this porn and you are being videotaped watching porn. NIGHTMARE. If you get too excited you look like some horn-ball perv who would jerk off in the company bathroom. If you do nothing, you’ll seem like a psychopath. But if you look wildly uncomfortable like this Mashable guy did and your reaction is something like, “Oh my God, there is SEX in this porn!!” then you come off looking like dork who’s never watched porn before. You can’t win.

THAT ALL SAID…virtual reality porn isn’t something I would be opposed to trying. But not on camera. And certainly not in the presence of other human beings.


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