War Zone Relief Worker in Afghanistan Has a Fleshlight In His Survival Pack

UK Newspaper The Guardian tweeted out this amusing picture of Afghanistan humanitarian relief worker David Higgins’ survival pack in the field. Yes, that arrow is pointing towards a fleshlight. It’d really be something if a fleshlight actually doubled as a flashlight. Sadly, it does not. Maybe someday they’ll figure out how to pack more utility into those things besides the obvious.

Final ruling: Very Bro.

[H/T: Gawker]

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