As we all know thanks to science, women’s brains have much smaller occipital lobes, which controls vision, so we can’t come down on them too heavily for not being as good of drivers as men. If you ever want to give yourself the experience of what it’s like to drive as a woman, smear mayonnaise over your eyes before getting in the car. Not so easy, is it?
Given that scientific information that I just completely made up to be a dick, it’s actually astounding how good most women are at driving, all things considered. I even have a friend who’s sister’s friend hasn’t ever gotten into an accident! If I had to drive with mayo slathered on my eyes, I would be a total nightmare on the road.
While some ladies can get by causing only minimal damage, others are probably more suited for a bike. Take this woman for example. I won’t spoil the video for you, but I feel like this would make a great cold open for HBO’s Girls. I could totally see this graphic popping up at the end of this video.
I want more like this!
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