Watch This Cop Taser This Naked Lunatic On The Dick For Your Daily Dose Of Happiness

There are a few things on my To Do list today and ‘Getting Tasered On The Dick’ didn’t quite cut it.

But the man who roamed around Austin, Texas ass-naked instigating a Police officer can now cross ‘Cock Tasering’ off his Bucket List.

This is he order is which I’d prefer my Police brutality:

  1. Night Stick Beating
  2. Death by Lethal Injection
  3. Getting Tasered on My Meat Popsicle

Because noone touches my penis but me. That is the only time I’ve ever been glad to say that.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.