There are a few things on my To Do list today and ‘Getting Tasered On The Dick’ didn’t quite cut it.
But the man who roamed around Austin, Texas ass-naked instigating a Police officer can now cross ‘Cock Tasering’ off his Bucket List.
This is he order is which I’d prefer my Police brutality:
- Night Stick Beating
- Death by Lethal Injection
- Getting Tasered on My Meat Popsicle
Because noone touches my penis but me. That is the only time I’ve ever been glad to say that.