People Were Asked ‘What Has Watching Porn Taught You?’ And Their Responses Were Fan-Fucking-Tastic

by 2 years ago

Earlier today, I was texting with one of my friends from college. We went to the University of Miami, which is relevant to this post, I swear.

After doing the requite exchange of pleasantries and off color jokes, he randomly sent me a screenshot from a University of Miami forum that he frequents called WestEndZone. In the pic he sent, people were answering the question, “What Has Watching Porn Taught You?”

That’s a fucking hell of a question. On the surface, you might not think that porn has taught you anything at all. Oh, BUT IT HAS. It’s taught me that variety is the spice of life when it comes to my porn consumption. I can’t watch a clip twice. Feel like I’m living in the Third World whenever I do. It’s also taught me about private browsing, the importance of clearing one’s search history and that somewhere out there, men are jerking the Jesus out of themselves to lactation porn. #DatsGross.

Anyway, I signed up for the forum, because this obviously needed to be shared with you, but for some reason I was denied access to the porn thread. So I made my friend stop working at his job and send me screenshots of the entire thing — this is called being a good friend, you guys — because you can’t stop a Cane on a warpath to posting about porn, WestEndZone. If anyone should know that, it should be you.

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