Wife Of ‘Sex Spreadsheet’ Maker Finally Responds About Why She Never Wants to Have Sex

By 07.24.14

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Remember the “Sex Spreadsheet” that surfaced last week created by a man frustrated that his wife always made excuses about fucking him? Dude was sexually frustrated. His wife forced his hand. He had NO choice but to make a spreadsheet. She, however, had the choice whether or not to release those very intimate details into the wild. I can’t understand why she did it, really. But she did. And now after five days of it marinating about the Internet, she finally responded…with this.

Our sex life HAS tapered in the last few months, but isn’t that allowed? We are adults leading busy, stressful lives. I cook for him, I do his laundry, I keep our house clean and tidy. It’s not like our sex life was going to be this way FOREVER, it was a temporary slow-down due to extenuating circumstances.

Jeeze. Sounds like Spreadsheet Boy has it pretty fucking good. Other than the complete lack of sex recently, he’s being waited on hand and foot. Poor girl is exhausted. Tired of sweeping up after your filthy ass. Not to mention the countless hours she spends trying to get the skiddies out of your underwear because you refuse to wear any other color but white. Maybe if you helped her out around the house and learned how to wipe your ass, she’d throw you a blower once in a while. Ya prick.

[H/T Huff Po]


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