I dunno about you Bros, but I’m getting pretty tired of reading all these stories where cheating husbands get their dicks cut off by their pissed-off wives. It’s cliché. It’s predictable. It’s such a fucking go-to that I’m honestly disappointed in these women – y’all can’t come up with anything better? Like if I caught my significant other cheating and I gave zero shits about any legal repercussions I would make sure he’s emotionally, financially, and socially destitute…and THEN cut his dick off.
All roads lead to chopped off dicks, but it’s the pit-stops along the way that make the journey memorable. For “Somchai,” the pseudonym given to our almost-dickless man to protect his identity, his trip didn’t have any stops along the way…except for the sex trap his wife set for him upon discovering he’d been fucking her best friend behind her back:
His wife revealed later that she flew into a rage after hearing her 47-year-old hubby was being unfaithful.
She found to her horror that his mistress was a trusted close friend of hers.
After calming down she flirted with Somchai and stroked his genitals, she told medics.
She then started performing oral sex on him when he got aroused before whipping out a box cutter and slicing his willy.
Blood sprayed everywhere as shocked Somchai screamed in pain, she added.
She then called for an ambulance and went with him to Bang Lamung Hospital in Pattaya, Thailand.(via)
Somchai reportedly lost a lot of blood, and while his penis is described as “only just attached to his body” it is apparently too early to tell whether he’ll regain full use of it.
Tl;dr: if you’re gonna cheat, don’t get caught, and if you get caught…run. Run for your fucking life.
[H/T Mirror]