Woman Orders Table From eBay, Winds Up With 40 Live Bags Of THESE In The Mail Instead

Ever order something off of eBay and wind up with a completely useless pile of crap instead? No? Then be happy you’re not Becky Smith, a woman from east London who ordered a glass table from eBay and instead wound up with 40 bags of live goldfish in the mail. According to Mirror,

She said: “I went on eBay and ordered a six-chairs and a black and glass table. They said I would get it in two days’ time.
“I answered the door they dropped it off. I took it in my house opened it and there was 40 bags of tropical fish. I was so shocked.
“I didn’t count them I was just too shocked. I thought I had bought lots of fish – it was awful.
“I was going to keep them if I had to. But I don’t really like them to be honest. But my daughter does and she wanted them.”

Yeah no, fuck fish get tables. eBay doesn’t normally fuck up this bad and I’m about 80% sure you’re not even allowed to sell living things on eBay, but it’s not like any of this matters — all the little goldfish are probably going to wind up in the local river/pond/public toilet/pet store anyway. And if this was a prank, well…you’re dumb.

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[H/T Mirror]