Hope you didn’t have plans for this weekend, bros. Or for, well, ever. Because according to a not-at-all crazy religious group the world is coming to an end today, July 29, 2016.
And no it has nothing to do with Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton, amazingly.
No worries about #Election2016, world ends July 29, says group always wrong https://t.co/ODB92siLzN @KnoxvilleDotcom pic.twitter.com/9G38xjjBxR
— Linda Dono (@LindaDono) July 18, 2016
The group called End Times Prophecies even made a kickass CGI-filled video with Jesus riding a white horse killing all the non-Christians as is foretold in the Bible…or something.
According to them, the Earth’s magnetic poles are going to flip today, followed by, you know, Jesus doing his thing.
“On the day which Jesus returns, there will be a polar reversal. Revelations 6:12 says, ‘There was a violent earthquake, and the Sun became black like coarse black cloth, and the moon turned completely’.”
“The stars fell down to the Earth, like ripe figs falling from the tree when a strong wind shakes it. Every mountain and island is moved from its place.”
“The polar flip will make the stars race across the sky, and the vacuum created by the reeling of the Earth will pull the atmosphere along the ground, trying to catch up.”
So yeah, might as well just leave work now and run out to catch all the Pokemon you can before this all goes down, folks.