This 173-Pound Dog Is The World’s Biggest Pitbull And I Want To Ride Him Into Battle

Gone are the days of wars being fought by hand-to-hand combat, but that doesn’t mean I can’t fantasize about riding the world’s biggest pitbull into battle.

Just imagine saddling this pup up and reigning hellfire down upon your enemies as you charge the lines brandishing a fiery sword, with this incredible canine specimen stopping soldiers dead in their tracks….Yup, I’m a complete fucking nerd and that tangent was way too long…but seriously, how awesome would that be?

But enough ranting about Roman war fantasies….

Meet The Hulk: he’s the world’s largest pitbull, tipping the scales at 173-pounds at only 17-months old. As a rule of thumb, most dogs continue to grow on through 2 to 3 years of age, so he’s even got some more growing to do.

The Hulk comes from Dark Dynasty K9’s, and as anyone who’s ever been around pitbulls knows: he’s probably the world’s biggest sissy. Though impressive to the eye, I’d be shocked if The Hulk wasn’t a sissy lap dog who lived for nothing other than sitting on his owner’s lap, licking face, and belly rubs.

Just look at him with his baby pup:

And of course I go off on another long tangent about how’s likely the world’s biggest softy, and then I see this training video from his kennel:

That dude is a BEAST, and holy shit is he impressive.

It’s tough to fathom how a pitbull can get to that size without some sort of artificial enhancement (cough cough steroids cough)…but for now let’s just sit back and marvel at the world’s most impressive pitbull: