Imagine having a humungous love muscle, that may be an extremely hard task for many of you. Now imagine that you have the world’s largest shlong. That would be incredible right? Turns out having the world’s largest fuckstick is a nightmare.
Remember Roberto Esquivel Cabrera? Ole bologna dick (I say that affectionately) gave a new interview where he reveals that his giant gift is actually a curse.
The 54-year-old from Saltillo, Mexico with the monstrous 18.9-inch penis said that his enormous dong has stopped him from working and now he has to live off of food banks.
“I visit the food banks every day to take my meals at 12 ‘o clock,” Cabrera said.
Roberto started receiving government assistance because he is disabled.
“Every four months they give me some economic assistance but it is not enough,” Roberto said.
The president and CEO of the Big Dick Club turned down size reduction surgery from Vivid Entertainment because he prefers fame to sex.
“I am famous because I have the biggest penis in the world,” Cabrera told Barcroft TV. “I am happy with my penis, I know nobody has the size I have. I would like to be in the Guinness Book of Records but they don’t recognize this record.”
Roberto’s trouser python causes a number of health issues including frequent urinary tract infections because not all his urine escapes his lengthy foreskin.
He is forced to wrap his one-eye monster in bandages to stop chaffing.
Cabrera can’t have sex because he is just too big.
“Some people ask me if I put some condoms on it and the answer is: I cannot,” Cabrera said. “I can never penetrate anyone because it is too thick.”
Well, you don’t have to be a braggart Roberto.
Roberto attempted to have sex twice, but the first woman said “Hell naw!” as soon as she saw his colossal cock and the other lady had to stop because it was too painful.
“I am happy with my penis and I wish to go back to the USA and spend the rest of my life over there,” Cabrera stated. “And the people are not like over here, they are more liberal: they don’t care about what I have in my pants.”
“I would like to be a porn star and I think I would make a lot of money over there,” Cabrera said.
Poor dude just wants to live the American dream. God bless Roberto.
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