This Collection Of ‘The Worst Sex Advice People Have Ever Tried’ Includes The Most WTF BJ Stories Ever

by 2 years ago

Nothing in history has ruined more relationships than Cosmopolitan Magazine and their god awful sex advice, but this isn’t about Cosmo (directly), it’s about people who have followed absolutely terrible sex advice and found themselves living out their worst nightmares. Mostly what you’ll read below are stories of BJs gone horribly, HORRIBLY wrong, but there are other stories of people blindly following terrible sex advice and suffering the consequences.

If it’s not obvious enough, everything you see below is BAD ADVICE that led to TERRIBLE situations, so do NOT try any of this at home (or do, who the hell am I to tell you what to do?).

Most of the stories below are considered graphic/explicit, so be sure to click/scroll at your own risk, knowing that there are some stories below that might be considered NSFW:


mstrbts:
While dating my ex, who was new to everything, she was told by a friend to chew on ice and blow me as it would feel good. She had never done really anything so when we tried this out, she chewed the ice and literally blew on me. Never put me in her mouth, just blew cold air onto my d**k.


This is a BAD idea:

GlennCocco:
Trojan fire and ice condoms. Why?


uhaul26:
One in the Pink nineteen in the stink.

Posseon1stAve:
That’s called The Korean Tour Bus.


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