Look, Alls I’m Saying Is, If Push Came to Shove, You’d Do Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan is on vacation this week, and shared this picture to Instagram yesterday.
And I know what you are gonna say: “Eww, gross. Lindsay Lohan’s a crack skank.”
Here’s my rebuttal. If someone put a gun to your head and said you can either be shot to death or have sex with Lindsay Lohan, you would chose sex with Lindsay Lohan.
I rest my case.
She looks pretty good.
[H/T Drunken Stepfather]