If You’re a 20-Something, Stop Saying You’re Old

Every post-grad, 20-something millenial idiot is guilty of this, but we do it anyway. By “this,” I mean bitch and moan about how old you are just because you’ve been out of college longer than you were in college. It’s a terrible habit: You can’t drink beer until 2am anymore, so you drink as much beer as you possibly can at happy hour from 7pm – 11pm, then go home after whining “I’m olddddd!” Or your girlfriend finds a stray gray hair and you cry “waaaaaahhhhhh life’s over.” Or you think about how Tommy Pickles from Rugrats would be 23-years-old in real life.

Except it’s not. You’re not old. You’re young as shit compared to everyone else. College Humor nails it with this one.

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Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's publisher, writing on this site since 2009. He writes about sports, music, men's fashion, outdoor gear, traveling, skiing, and epic adventures. Based in Los Angeles, he also enjoys interviewing athletes and entertainers. Proud Penn State alum, former New Yorker. Email: brandon@brobible.com