Zebras are sick of being your fucking puppets. They didn’t sign up for your stupid circus and are paid well below minimum wage. I mean, how many times can you watch a dude juggle some fucking balls before you and your zebras bros plan a Shawshank? This was just a matter of time.
Per NBC Philadelphia:
Police are trying to corral zebras running loose in West Philadelphia.
The zebras, according to witness accounts, reportedly somehow got loose from the UniverSoul Circus outside the Mann Center for the Performing Arts, near 52nd Street and Parkside Avenue.
Check out this renegade prancing through the streets like he pays taxes.
Zebras on the loose in Philly (via @ddyer__ ) pic.twitter.com/F1XwavSJY0
— Brody Logan (@BrodyLogan) November 15, 2015
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This dude is un-fucking-stoppable.
Just saw about 10 cop cars chasing a zebra in philly
— Bill (@_b_smith222) November 15, 2015
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#TEAMZEBRA
Zebra on the run pic.twitter.com/NwhDCCX8Ge
— Matt Reg (@Mattman0007) November 15, 2015
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Look at this zebra trying to act on his best behavior. Like “You know I was just playin’.”
Zebra has been captured pic.twitter.com/fVHzzAn5wy
— Bill (@_b_smith222) November 15, 2015
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Even if all zebras are captured, it makes for a hell of a story to tell over some ice cold zebrews.
[h/t The Big Lead]