D.C. Girl Live-Tweets A First Date-From-Hell, Results In An Incredible Twitter Story

Twitter is one of the great dating apps of our era. Yes, you read that right: Twitter. Rather than bad date stories existing in a group text thread to just a few pals, Twitter broadcasts bad date stories to the world, where thousands of others can relate.

Lisette Pylant, pictured above on the left, got stuck on a bad date on her birthday. She stuck around at the bar afterwards because her friends were working. The same dude had more dates lined up for the night, resulting in the following thread:

https://twitter.com/lisettepylant/status/894695461289963520

https://twitter.com/LisettePylant/status/894695582647898112

https://twitter.com/LisettePylant/status/894696270329241602

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https://twitter.com/LisettePylant/status/894697595993563136

https://twitter.com/LisettePylant/status/894697595993563136

https://twitter.com/LisettePylant/status/894698106838818817

https://twitter.com/LisettePylant/status/894698381972525057

https://twitter.com/LisettePylant/status/894698996203233280

https://twitter.com/LisettePylant/status/894701126859272193

https://twitter.com/LisettePylant/status/894701194865758209

https://twitter.com/LisettePylant/status/894705665062711296

https://twitter.com/LisettePylant/status/894705691084169216

https://twitter.com/LisettePylant/status/894706150461067265

https://twitter.com/LisettePylant/status/894711077216407552

https://twitter.com/LisettePylant/status/894711361380519937

https://twitter.com/LisettePylant/status/894722006092001280

https://twitter.com/LisettePylant/status/894722747762397188

https://twitter.com/LisettePylant/status/894722955372089344

https://twitter.com/LisettePylant/status/894723322239430656

https://twitter.com/LisettePylant/status/894724227064094721

https://twitter.com/LisettePylant/status/894726734234308609

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