This afternoon, the Philadelphia Eagles were involved in a blockbuster trade when they traded away a shitload of draft picks to the Cleveland Browns for the second overall pick in this year’s draft.
Eagles get: 2016 1st RD (#2), 2017 4th RD.
Browns get: 2016 1st RD (#8), 2016 3rd RD (#77), 2016 4th RD (#100), 2017 1st RD, 2018 2nd RD.
— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) April 20, 2016
After learning of the trade, the world’s angriest Eagles fan, EDP445, lost his fucking mind and went on a fantastic curse-filled rant on the Eagles and team owner Jeffrey Lurie.
i’m not sure how many more losing seasons this dude can suffer through.