Attention: Felix Hernandez Has a Perfect Game Through Seven Innings [UPDATE: He did it!]
Hernandez has been lights out so far, striking out seven Rays players and showing perfect control of the strike zone. He's looking good, and if anyone in the majors can pull this off right now, it's the King.
Add the fact that there's, oh, about 17 people in the stands in Seattle right now, plus very few others outside of Seattle who will know this is happening, and you are in the enviable position of being the only one of your friends to say you saw Hernandez throw a perfect game. (Hope that didn't jinx him.)
UPDATE: With a Sean Rodriguez strikeout, Felix Hernandez threw the third perfect game of the 2012 MLB season, after Matt Cain and Philip Humber's feats earlier this year. Hernandez struck out five of his last six batters in a dominating performance.
This was the 23rd perfect game in baseball history.