The Cavs are imploding gloriously before our eyes. I can’t help but feel for the city of Cleveland, who welcomed their Savior back after bringing two championships to a city who doesn’t know how many points a three-pointer is worth, only to have said Savior defer blame, pout, and saunter around the court with the intensity of Power Wheels driven by Chris Christie.
As if getting methodically dismantled by a better team wasn’t demoralizing enough, LeBron showed just how fragile his psyche is after he lost his cool when Draymond Green allegedly called him a ‘pussy’ and earned himself a Game 5 suspension for the softest ‘hit’ in playoff history.
A normally stoic Klay Thompson then questioned the four time NBA MVP’s manhood, telling the media, “This is a man’s league. I guess he got his feelings hurt.” James, who is likely relieved that this trivial incident has distracted everyone from basketball, responded by saying it’s “so hard to take the high road” and left it at that.
Insert Ayesha Curry, who subtweeted LeBron and addressed his use of ‘high road’ to jab him about stepping over Draymond before taking a nut shot.
High Road. invisible bridge used to step over said person when open floor is available left to right.
— Ayesha Curry (@ayeshacurry) June 12, 2016
Ayesha then got into it with people on Twitter who called her out for stepping into the ring.
Im not standing 😊 someone got over him (I mean it) though 😉😉
— Ayesha Curry (@ayeshacurry) June 12, 2016
If anything came of this squabble, it’s that Ayesha has now officially become a Warriors fan..after six years and the four-year $44 million extension her husband signed last offseason.
I'm such a #DUBNATION fan lol… My marital obligation has now turned into extreme fandamonium… 💛💙💛💙
— Ayesha Curry (@ayeshacurry) June 12, 2016
We knew you’d come around Ayesha!
Who Had The Better 72 Win Season: Michael Jordan or Stephen Curry
http://players.brightcove.net/3662002698001/5d3ea8fe-0a32-48fa-bc51-66e4657483dd_default/index.html?videoId=4921291860001
[h/t Uproxx]