Did you ever see bats have sex? Do you wanna see bats have sex? Do you wanna see bats having sex during an NFL game? Well, today is your lucky day because two bats were fucking on the field during the preseason NFL game between the Ravens and the Detroit Lions in Baltimore.
Bats have sex beneath #Ravens Jeremy Butler vs #Lions – They were escorted safely from the field. #batsex pic.twitter.com/gFh9Pqy5ne
— Karl Merton Ferron (@lightforall) August 28, 2016
Illegal use of the hands or whatever creepy rabies-spreading paws these flying demons have.
Jeremy Butler wasn’t the only one scoring in the end zone because so were the bats.
#BatSex
The mood for romance struck the flying mice and they could not resist each other so they did it battystyle right on the field.
The horny bats did something that the Lions could not last night – penetrate the end zone. Detroit didn’t score a touchdown in their 30-9 loss to the Ravens.
In all my years, the thought of bats having sex never crossed my mind. And after one photo, I have decided that bats copulating is weird.
Do you think the one bat is a wide receiver or a tight end?
[TBL]