There’s hurting, poundings, whippings, and then there’s what Simon Fraser Men’s Lacrosse did to Washington State University.
It’s a story best told by the team’s poor social media manager, who I hope is icing his carpals today.
Kael Naylor intercepts on the ride and finds Tyler Kirkby who finishes it. 1-0 SFU. 3 minutes into the first quarter
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Kael Naylor finds the back of the net himself. 2-0 SFU
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Matt Sobey wins a faceoff and passes it to Greg Lunde for a fast break goal. 3-0 SFU
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Greg Lunde finds Brayden Hoggarth who finishes one. 4-0 SFU, just over 5 minutes into the first quarter.
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Lyndon with a finish that was sweeter than Nutella. Nice feed from Greggy Lunde. 5-0 SFU
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Lyndon Knutilla with another goal, this time assisted by Tyler Kirkby. 6-0 SFU
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Tibor Van Den Wildenbergh scores off a drive down the alley from up top. 7-0 SFU, just halfway through the first quarter.
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Tyler Kirkby with a goal. 8-0 SFU
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Greg Lunde finds Lyndon Knutilla who scores again. 9-0 SFU, 5 minutes left in the first quarter.
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Greg Lunde scores. Assisted by Tyler Kirkby. 10-0 SFU
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Successful SFU ride led by Lyndon Knutilla results in a turnover and a goal by Tyler Kirkby. 11-0 SFU with 2 minutes left in the 1st quarter
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11-0 in the first quarter! Some teams might ease off the gas pedal. Not Simon Fraser.
Tibor Van Den Wildenbergh scores from a drive around the left side. 12-0 SFU
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Clean faceoff win from Matt Sobey leads to a fast break and a goal from Greg Lunde. 13-0 SFU, 2 minutes into the second quarter
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SFU goal on the man up. Kirkby finds Kael Naylor who scores another one. 14-0 SFU, 4 minutes into the 2nd quarter.
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A nice behind the back pass from Tyler Kirkby to Lyndon Knutilla leads to a goal. That's Lyndy's 4th of the game. 15-0 SFU
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Matt Sobey with a faceoff win and a fast break goal. 16-0 SFU, just over 5 minutes into the second quarter.
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Tommy Newton guns one in, assisted by Van Den Wildenbergh. 17-0 SFU
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Tyler Kirkby scores, assisted by Matt Sobey. 18-0 SFU, halfway through the second quarter.
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Lyndon Knutilla draws a flag, Greg Lunde picks up the ground ball and finishes it. 19-0 SFU
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Lyndon Knutilla grabs a ground ball for himself and buries a shot. 20-0 SFU
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Kael Naylor with a nice low finish. 21-0 SFU with just under 3 minutes left in the second quarter
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Tyler Kirkby scores. 22-0 SFU
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Tyler Kirkby finds Greg Lunde who finishes one behind the back. 23-0 SFU
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Tommy Newton scores a low shot. 24-0 SFU, just over a minute left in the second quarter.
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They scored 24 in the first half!
SFU goal on the man up. Tyler Kirkby finds Lyndon Knutilla who puts one in the top corner, 25-0 SFU
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Lyndon Knutilla scores, assisted by Kael Naylor. 26-0 SFU
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Lyndon Knutilla scores again. 27-0 SFU. WSU calls a timeout.
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Tibor Van Den Wildenbergh scores, assisted by Tyler Kirkby. 28-0 SFU, just about 3 minutes into the third quarter.
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Tyler Kirkby scores. 29-0 SFU
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Tyler Kirkby scores, assisted by Lyndon Knutilla. 30-0 SFU, 5 minutes into the third quarter.
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Kael Naylor takes it to the cage and scores. 31-0 SFU. WSU timeout, halfway through the third quarter.
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(Timeout was very necessary there. Don’t want Simon Fraser to keep that momentum going).
Jordan Gabrielle finds Lyndon Knutilla who scores another one. 32-0 SFU, just under 5 minutes left in the third quarter
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Faceoff win by Tommy Newton. Tyler Kirkby scores, assisted by Lyndon Knutilla
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Tyler Kirkby with a goal. 34-0 SFU
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Greg Lunde scores off the ride. 35-0 SFU
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Matt Sobey wins a faceoff and Greg Lunde scores. 36-0 SFU, 30 seconds left in the third quarter
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Sobey wins another draw and finds Greg Lunde who puts it in low. 37-0 SFU
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SFU ride leads to a Greg Lunde goal. 38-0 SFU, just over 3 minutes into the fourth quarter.
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Tyler Kirkby scores assisted from Greg Lunde. 39-0 SFU
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Lyndon Knutilla scores, assisted by Tyler Kirkby. 40-0 SFU. 5 minutes into the fourth quarter
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Kael Naylor scores. 41-0 SFU
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Greg Lunde scores. 42-0 SFU, 9 minutes left in the fourth quarter
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Jordan Gabrielle finds Tyler Kirkby who puts a low one in. 43-0 SFU, just over 6 minutes left in the fourth quarter.
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Lyndon Knutilla finds Greg Lunde who scores. 44-0 SFU, just under 3 minutes left in the fourth quarter.
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Tommy Newton scores. 45-0 SFU
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Final score from SFU is 45-0 SFU over WSU
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Damn. That is an ass whupping
Simon Fraser ain’t even good! They are in last, last in the Pacific Northwest Collegiate Lacrosse League. In fact, the team they stomped is higher, having only two conference loses to Fraser’s three.
(Also, I think this is club lax but whatever. Lax is lax, Bros.)