Blackhawks’ Teuvo Teräväinen Says Female Fans In Chicago Are Horny As Hell

Teuvo Teräväinen came up big in the Chicago Blackhawks’ Stanley Cup run and his contributions did not go unnoticed by the fairer sex.

Well. There are worse problems to have. Especially for a 20-year-old during a Chicago summer. If I were him I’d be posted up at Castaways 24-7. You know, see what happens.

This is the precisely type of honesty that needs to take hold in America. Athletes arguing that their supporters are the horniest would be great theater and create a cause-and-effect situation with great benefits to the stars.