Forget Bobbleheads: Tampa Bay Rays Gave Away A Terrifying Half-Evan Longoria, Half-Rubber Duck Creature

This afternoon, the Tampa Bay Rays are hosting the New York Yankees and are also trying to send their fans home with night terrors. Because star third baseman Evan Longoria owns a local sports bar known as Ducky’s, the Rays decided to give away a rubber duck that looks like Longoria, and the resulting creation is rather freaky:

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Yikes. Tampa Bay children are going to be avoiding the bath tub like the plague.

h/t SB Nation