Breaking: Curt Schilling Likes His Wife’s Boobs

Curt Schilling has done some questionable things during his many years in the public eye, but you have to hand it to the guy for the way he handled his wife’s new haircut.

For those of you who are not in relationships, there is no greater test for a man than to say the right thing after your loved one decides to change her look. Not only are you expected to notice, you’re supposed to customize the exact feedback she wants to hear.

Schilling, of course, went a different route.

See. That’s nice. Plus it’s extremely honest, which is so important in a marriage.

No word on what part Shonda wants Curt to keep in pristine condition.

Hopefully not his stomach or hairline.