Brooklyn Nets Owner Mikhail Prokhorov Will Either Win a Title or Enter Into a Miserable Marriage

by 5 years ago

The man who bosses around Jay-Z has a five-year plan, and while it doesn’t make the most sense, it’s extremely entertaining.

Q: Why are women so hard to figure out?
A: Who’s trying to figure them out? I think we just need to love them.

Q: Describe your ideal mate.
A: Beautiful, smart, sexy and makes a mean bowl of borscht.

Q: Is marriage something you would consider some day?
A: I have said that if the Nets don’t win the NBA championship within five years, I will punish myself by getting married. We are in year three. So no one is more interested in winning a championship than yours truly.

There you have it, Nets. The pressure to win is on. Otherwise, Prokhorov is going to make some Eastern European gold digger very, very, happy.

[New York Post]

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