Bryce Harper Wore a Clown Costume, Bro
Bryce Harper, who earlier this year actually TRADEMARKED the phrase “That’s a clown question, Bro,” dressed up like a fun-loving Bozo for Halloween.
At first, I thought he was Ken Rosenthal with that gaudy bowtie. Ken Rosenthal would have been an awesome costume, dammit!
It’s pretty alarming to realize Harper is only a few years removed from being able to trick or treat and retain social acceptability.